You know, I post a lot of complete and utter bullshit on this site, and am sort of amazed nobody notices. I am like Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense. He is dead and invisible, but does not realise it.

Well, she killed all those Jewish people. Some people would see that as a not very nice thing.

Shit man, I am tired of all this anti-Boutros Boutros-Ghali nonsense on the AV Club. Or maybe it's pro-Boutros Boutros-Ghali nonsense. I cannot tell any more. Either way, it has to stop!

Herby: Fully Loaded was a complete cinematic masterpiece, Mr Other Guy. I think David Mamet wrote the script. It made me rethink my existence, in some key ways.

Mr Clark, you are a little harsh. I would also be fine with seeing her legs. As far as I can tell, though, Mr Sloppy's legs, while not excellent, are at least on proud display.

I agree. Excellent, excellent article. I completely agree. Jack White always pointed out that part of what made him excel as a musician was the fact that he constrained himself (ie. with a basic, four-on-the-floor drummer). I always found his music much more intriguing when he limited himself like that. I like the…

Hey, say what you want, fuckholes, but at least Yee Yee makes me think, unlike most asshole comments on this site. I mean, I read his remark and just thought to myself, 'when was the last time I yelled nonsensical remarks at somebody from a car?' It was a moment of awakening for me.

I am a big fan, but I'd agree. If you want to start, go with the Dirty South, I'd say. Decoration Day is solid too, as is Southern Rock Opera.

Mr (or Mrs, or even Ms.) Bettie Petty, I am interested in this album, to a certain extent. I think Dulli is best when he has some band-related constraints on him. That's why I love his Gutter Twins stuff. You think it's worth checking out, though, given my predilection for his more band-oriented stuff?

The Streets
Excellent review, Sean. I loved the Streets from their first album, as well, but just started feeling that Mike Skinner was getting….tired of his existence as the Streets. I will miss his wit and musical candour, but am glad he's leaving now, as he gets tired of being in this band.

Some Hayes, for Me, is Enough
I have always enjoyed Hayes Carll's albums. Trouble in Mind was my favourite, but I'm happy to hear he has a new one out!

Mr Preasous,
No, his name is actually 'Rimantas', like a medieval knight.

Man, Greenspan fucked Rand? I'd better get over to Porntube, pronto.

I never thought I would exist in a world where Pierre Trudeau was posting in a thread about the high quality of Rush. The magnificence of life. It boggles the mind.

I honestly have no idea what the fuck is going on. Then again, I'm really pretty drunk, on a Monday, which my computer tells me might be Valentine's day (but not in this post-Soviet waste-hole I live in), so maybe you shouldn't listen to me? As it is, I'm just shouting out to the aether here.

TOM KELLY I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF YOU BAD-MOUTHING GARY GAETTI.

Yee Yee, I reiterate: half the time I have no idea what the fuck you are going on about, but I still appreciate your presence on these boards. You have never responded to one of my posts, and that's okay. I think it's a bit like a shooting star. Maybe, just maybe, someday I will be part of a Yee Yee post. Until that…

Whatever, Sir Osis. I live in Vilnius, Lithuania. Nothing but goddamn hipsters here, as far as the eye can see.

Wow. Just…wow. Thanks Keith, as this is what I think good criticism should do: give you a new perspective on the art. Your write-up made me think a bit. I am (sort of) a fan of Stephen King. However, I really, really wish he would write one AMAZING book every 3 years, instead of 4 mildly okay books in the same time.…

Don't worry. I care.