At this rate, he probably won't even get into Vassar.

You would not be wrong.

Have you seen Avatar? I never saw Avatar.
I wanted to read the book first, but then I realized there's no book version of Avatar.
Hey what'd you guys do for St.Patty's day? I was wearing this t-shirt that said : "Kiss me. I'm Irish." But no one would kiss me.

Billy Preston will always be MY fifth.

This suuuuucks.

I'm was so giddy-ly happy that both Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello got some final appearances.

Two Words. Jane. Fonda.

- Oh, my God! The AMC Loews Kips Bay!
- Maybe it just collapsed on its own?
- We can't take that chance.
- You always say that! I want to take a chance!

Oh wow! I totally forgot I saw this movie. Like a year ago. Huh.

Still the best album ever released I aint even reading these comments FUCK ALL Y'ALL! OUT! PEACE!

His standup is OKAY. I'm not really into impressions though. But I loved FOTC, that pilot he did where he was a magician, and basically any interview I've seen or heard him in. Forgot abot Short Poppies, should probably try and track that down.

Nah. They were always asking "where's my asian friend?"

What… how… why…….
(no I didn't bother readint the article, just let me complain from my porch

SS>>BGA>SP>AKM>>>>>>>>>the rest

Yaaaah but then I'd have to hear Howard Stern's voice.

I very much enjoyed reading this with Jeff Bridges voice in my head. A tone of laidback enthusiasm.

That seems not far off from Oliver's reaction when she told him what she did/wants to do. "Really, Laurel? I am getting sick of your shit."

I have heard of… one of these shows.

It would be nice to see Tia Carrere in something again.

So it's going to be High School High, only reversed?