ONE - cut a hole in a box…

It's been years since I've read his stuff but that one lingers as probably being the best.

8bit game adaptations
I'm still waiting for Aleksandr Sokurov to adapt Tetris.

Duh, it's the movie inside the movie.

This movie could be awesome
Assuming it's in Imax and composed of a series of large scale tableaux a la the last shot of Cache

Good day coming up
Happy Haneke everybody.

Barry Lyndon is my favorite film, Kubrick or otherwise. I think it's perfectly visualized and at times just as funny as Dr. Strangelove. I think the thing about Ryan O'Neil is that Kubrick would often cast actors whose personalities fit the roles more so than for their dramatic depth. Keir Dullea can't act worth a…

Wow
That's an impressively shite cover.

I gerryscrambled the rock to try and get a crowsnested scoutabout but now I'm rock marooned.

Sumptuous Brain Matter
I will state that one of the best meals of my life consisted in part of pork brain. If any of you are familiar with Au Pied du Cochon, Montreal's house of endless culinary decadence, either through having been there or seeing it on Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, I can attest that their full…

Air ram dirt mattress
Fuck the thing.

Also, like I said, there's maybe one gem a year and most of the time it comes from Quebec. That said, the counrty's overall output is one bland atrocity after another.

Cronenberg has a few good ones like Crash and A History of Violence but he's made a lot of crap too. I think one of the reasons Crash works is that it's not overtly focused on plot. Cronenberg has a lot of issues when it comes to making the story in his films work. I'd say that was one of the main reasons Eastern…

Canadian Cinema
There. I said it. Fuck that shit.