they'll focus on mundane elements like 5 minutes to make breakfast and people will interrupt conversations to go the toilet and stuff

YOUR BODY IS PROBABLY GOING THROUGH ALOT OF CHANGES RIGHT NOW

ARGH LETS ANGRY OVER FREE TV WE ARE NOT FORCED TO WATCH!

MEREDITH, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PAUL RUDD? I THINK HE IS PRETTY NEAT!

DO YOU CORRECT YOUR FIVE YEAR OLD NIECES BIRTHDAY CARDS AS WELL YOU HUMOURLESS IDIOT?

it really seems like they can't won't write her a long term stable relationship. is it because they always get fairly 'big' stars to play them?

YOUR PROFILE LISTS MURPHY BROWN AS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW

YOU'RE PUTTING SERIOUS THOUGHT INTO A GRADE FOR A TV SHOW YOU SAW FOR FREE ON A THURSDAY NIGHT

THE DREADED OSAKA FLU HAS HIT SPRINGFIELD, WITH OVER 300 CASES NOW REPORTED

TROY, WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE?

ALL THANKS TO THE NEW JUICE-LOOSENER!

PRODUCTS YOU  COULD ONLY IMAGINE BEFORE!

Dear Dan Savage,

its all to easy to judge a man by the company he keeps, my friend

the big gang bang theory
the big gay gang bang theory
the big gay bareback gang bang theory

next big thing: a meme wherein you find out someone you didn't like in high school isn't doing that great.

nut up you flass and ignore it

ahahahahaha to be fifteen again

fucken oath, knock those tinnies back, get magget and vomit all over some cunt at BP when you heat a half frozen pie at 4 in the fucken morining

stop your whining, sink another couple of cans, suck down a durry, piss in the street, complain about boat people, complain about that redknob dyke in power that a true redblood aussie, you fucken poof