it's the circle of life. from the ashes of the fallen, a millinery phoenix rises anew, glistening in the morning light of the las vegas sun. behind, a 'the who' song builds to a triumphant chorus, just as angels would welcome their saviour.

i'm surprised you managed to cobble together yet another shoe pun

just look up the avclub archives. its all there, on microfilm, for all to see

finish your soup and i'll let you have a slice of cake. also winter man will come.

that's about as good as most of us will ever get

pretty sure she just tweeted about her breakup with demi moore

cynics or misanthropes perhaps, but not bigots. as much as many of the writers and commentators here make fun of pop culture on this website, they genuinely enjoy it as well. spurlock seems to dislike the subjects he chooses and that comes through with the way his work portrays it

MTV's ploy has worked. I'm going to get the box set.

morgan spurlock documentaries (and those made by his equivalents) have always seemed to me like cultural tourism, drawing a long bow about our society from up high. it's little wonder judge, who approaches the same culture with a great deal of familiarity and warmth, would find much to dislike in his work.

*makes convoluted 'hotel for dogs' reference*

translation: dumbasses

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Fucken ey! Paddy is awsm.

Patrick Dempsy, the film equivilant of your least favorite aunts annoying lap dog - someone likes it, but you can't figure out why.

Let me plot that on an exponential curve

Two girls, one cup and a pizza place

yeah i downloaded it in the end. it was awesome

RYAAANNNNNN REYNOLDS!

i'd stick my dick in all of them

Threaten to send him to bed without dinner