I'm not sure how stringent the rules are going to be for the sire bond, but I predict they'll just have Damon stop hanging around with Elena, even if he's still in town. Or he goes on a cross country road trip with Jeremy. A road trip that starts out with the purpose of killing vampires so that Jeremy can complete the…

I'm not sure how stringent the rules are going to be for the sire bond, but I predict they'll just have Damon stop hanging around with Elena, even if he's still in town. Or he goes on a cross country road trip with Jeremy. A road trip that starts out with the purpose of killing vampires so that Jeremy can complete the…

Well, he was just talking about board games before Chloe just kinda jumped him and had a party. He also made a remark about how she pulled down his pants and then he felt funny (suggesting he didn't really know what was going on and thus it's unlikely he could have consented). But even if it's not rape, it's still…

Well, he was just talking about board games before Chloe just kinda jumped him and had a party. He also made a remark about how she pulled down his pants and then he felt funny (suggesting he didn't really know what was going on and thus it's unlikely he could have consented). But even if it's not rape, it's still…

I've actually been enjoying most of this season, sire bond, quest for the cure and basically everything else, so it's kind of ironic that I thought this was much less stellar than a few earlier installments. Maybe it's cause Caroline was really unbearable tonight— OK, so I understand her aggravation with Delena, and…

I've actually been enjoying most of this season, sire bond, quest for the cure and basically everything else, so it's kind of ironic that I thought this was much less stellar than a few earlier installments. Maybe it's cause Caroline was really unbearable tonight— OK, so I understand her aggravation with Delena, and…

@AnalBumCover:disqus Doh! I was conflating those films with a scene from the 1990s animated series.

@AnalBumCover:disqus Doh! I was conflating those films with a scene from the 1990s animated series.

And wasn't falling out of a building onto a trash can also done in one of the Raimi Spider-Man films?

And wasn't falling out of a building onto a trash can also done in one of the Raimi Spider-Man films?

Douche Juice?

Douche Juice?

Worth watching only because of that outfit Kat Dennings wore that really
showed off her *ahem* assets. You know the one I'm talking about.

Worth watching only because of that outfit Kat Dennings wore that really
showed off her *ahem* assets. You know the one I'm talking about.

I can't wait till the guy that plays Han starts denigrating 2 Broke Girls as filth.

I can't wait till the guy that plays Han starts denigrating 2 Broke Girls as filth.

Actually, a lot of this stuff seems pretty reasonable.

Actually, a lot of this stuff seems pretty reasonable.

To be fair, Elena's kind of awful to Jeremy too. She's had him compelled twice, which limited his ability to protect himself from very real threats. OK, so it came from a different place than Damon's utter rage, but if I were Jeremy I would probably be more offended by the mind rape than the brief respite in…

To be fair, Elena's kind of awful to Jeremy too. She's had him compelled twice, which limited his ability to protect himself from very real threats. OK, so it came from a different place than Damon's utter rage, but if I were Jeremy I would probably be more offended by the mind rape than the brief respite in…