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Gustuv Von Cujo
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There was a slasher flick that came out in '83 called "Curtains". I can't remember why but whenever the commercial/trailer came on TV, I had to leave the room. Something about it scared the living shit out of me, so much so that 33 years later I can't bring myself to search for it on Youtube.

"I Feel Good" & "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag".

Seeing the trailer for "The Empire Strikes Back" probably gave me my first orgasm at eight years old.

By Peter David? Or Craig Shaw Gardner?

Aye, Scotland!

This is the gritty reboot to "The Visitation" Doctor Who fans have demanded for nearly 35 years!

(holds up broken glasses)
"But…there was TIME!"

For some reason I read all your posts with the voice of the Ice King from Adventure Time in my head.

But it's the only way to be sure!

Save the Andromeda for ya mama!

Oh no!

"Make like a Na'vi and dry up and blue away!"

Winter Rambo Balboa Boogaloo Syn

"This is beginning to look like a bureaucrat's office!"

I wuv Elisabeth Moss.

Five minute loop of Rush Limbaugh saying "Benghazi".

Love and monsters, AMIRITE?

Morpheus Meltdown On Main Street

Yes, well, you should have been doing that anyway.

'cept for that one kid…