Dude, get with the times, it's pronounced BOOYAKASHA!

Thing I may have figured out but I'm not sure if it's intentional: Chilton Academy is to Gilmore Girls as Westerberg High is to Heathers?

I did get a little excited when I read Phil Austin played the VP, but it turns out it isn't Philip Austin from The Firesign Theatre. So never mind.

I'm a little surprised Marc Brown authorized such a loose adaptation of his beloved character. Did we learn nothing from Mike Myers as The Cat in the Hat?

I'm not sure I want to live in a world where people use the name Danny Tamberelli in a pejorative way.

Everyone's so into the naughty librarian thing. I'm more of a belligerent meteorologist type. Or nonplussed veterinarian.

Wallace Shawn. The voice of Rex from Toy Story and Vizzini from The Princess Bride is also the author of Marie and Bruce, The Designated Mourner, and A Thought in Three Parts, a play which contains a scene wherein two men compete to see who can ejaculate the furthest.

At first I read the title to this Inventory as The Stinky Vagabond. I suppose that title's being saved for notable Meatloaf Cameos.

Guys, the Plastic Bubble is Scientology!

OOH! OOH!

Seriously, these days Yo Gabba Gabba is a great introduction to good music. They've had The Aquabats, Flaming Lips, Roots, Weezer, Devo, and tons of others. I cannot get this song from the Salteens out of my head
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Seriously, pick up Headquarters, Pisces Aquarius or The Birds, The Bees and the Monkees. They're really, really good.

It should be noted Christian Slater's dad is played by the awesome drama teacher from Teen Wolf.
"I said mauve, not turquoise!"

I haven't seen Buckwild, but from the review it sounds like a reality show version of Gummo. So I can't understand how this is a bad thing.

We now await the endorsement of Inglorious Basterds from 2 Live Jews.

I'm going with A, it explains why they cast Emily VanCamp's dad as the boss.

Everything zen? I don't think so.

It's odd that noted biographer Steven Spielberg, who I understand works in the moviemaking industry in some capacity in his spare time, wouldn't jump at the chance to chronicle the history of Kiss. I assume the rest of his list read thusly:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Spuds McKenzie
Darth Vader
George Washington
That Luke guy…

Collateral also has a delightfully mustachioed Mark Ruffalo, if I recall correctly.

Oh, and Paris, 1919.