Yes, that movie was god-awful. And it was clearly the directors' fault. There were two of them, brothers, and they would each individually give the actors conflicting directions. The poor author of the screenplay looked so distraught the whole time.
And Shia was pretty amazing, though you wouldn't know it from the…

Hey, at least it's not a Billy Corgan project, or it would be called Melon Collie-a.

I'm going to go to Neverland and, uh, schling a schlong.

Who Moved My Muenster Cheese?

Still, I'm a bit disappointed this isn't an album of Silver Jews covers, as I had originally thought.

Wow, Ernest Goes to Blu-ray.

I initially read that as Marlee Matlin, which confused and upset me.
Now, please proceed with the Marlee Matlin as Peter Pan jokes.

And what about Ringo Starr, the sex position?

James Franco is so 127 hours ago.

It's now called NC-17.

Stop it, you guys! Paul Haggis singlehandedly cured racism! There was an Oscar ballet about it and everything! Toby Ziegler's ex-wife sang!

I would also like to enquire regarding the whereabouts of a certain Joss Whedon science fictional Western television program.

I just finished Sunset Park, which I thoroughly enjoyed. And best non-2010 book I read this year (best overall) was Kafka on the Shore.

I'm not sure what it says about me, but as much as I like Kevin Corrigan and Jason Schwartzman, I was most geeked out by the Joel Hodgson cameo in that episode.

That's cutting it a little bit close, isn't it? I mean, just from a sales point of view, I mean your book is just coming out, you're not gonna see any paperback sales for at least a year. It'll be at least another year before you know whether you've got that mini-series or movie of the week kind of possibilities. I…

Doris the Firstiesaurus.

And it's the Snurpsens, not the Simpsons.

Not only did he co-host the Oscars, Crocodile Dundee was nominated for best screenplay.

Sorry to hijack your thread, but I just wanted to comment that I recently rewatched Student Bodies, after not seeing it since high school.
I would recommend checking it out. It isn't super-hilarious or anything, but there are enough jokes and just overall weirdness that it needs to be seen. It was written and directed…

Dated Wilson Joke Number One: I hear they're casting a volleyball.