Problem is that Alec Baldwin has gotten better looking (so says me!).  Actually he looks like an entirely different person, like the way John Travolta has aged, which is weird, but I digress!

Has a good beat and you can dance to it.

Who wants to eat?! Who the fuck wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy! 
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuckin' hate!
Fucking cunt cocksucker whore!

Who wants to eat?! Who the fuck wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!(Screaming)
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuckin' hate!
Fucking cunt cocksucker whore!

Can we just stop pretending Marlon Brando was attractive please?  PLEASE???

Please tell me this is at least a portion of the speech you give parents on PTA night!

It's always nice to get a notification that someone you don't even know called you an ugly chick. Thanks for making my day buddy!

My cats actually are HOT SHITS. The problem is they know it.

I really wasn't sure who was going to win.  I could see Pete pulling some dirty moves or doing something weird like not being able to stop punching Lane and the fellas having to step in and pull him off.

Seven.  Se. Ven. 

One problem I always have watching this show is that I always think both teams suck at their challenges, and I usually guess that the wrong team won.  And when I say "won" I guess I mean "sucked a little bit less".

Actually I found that really disturbing.  Dayana's usually stunning face contorted into that weird squinty mask was something I'll be having nightmares about for sure.

Longest thread here is about how to pronounce something correctly.  Typical.

Cool, man!  Thanks!

Question:
I don't want to read the review, just in case a twist or turn is given away (not that Keith would,  but I like to know as little as possible), but does anyone know is it more of a semi-disturbing thriller, like Silence of the Lambs or Se7en (which I dig) or is it more like more disturbing torture-horror like…

No. And you can't like Bird On a Wire either.

Just finished reading the whole letter and boy is it a doozy!!  I believe Eszterhas entirely, but it's troubling that he wouldn't go to the police when Mel tells him how he wants to have Oksana killed. 

@SpuriousGeorge:disqus  lol, ok ok, well you know what I mean!

@TashaRobinson:disqus  Yeah I get that.  "You all" as in "Y'all" as in "AVClub" …. you know, where you work?

I prefer to broadcast my life story to the world on those little decals on the back of my car like everyone else.  You know, spouse, number of kids, number of pets, home address and security code.