Yeah but what about that whole thing with Beyonce's fake pregnancy?  I mean, that weird stomach thing - am I right?

Maybe "unfortunate commentary" means that Sims is acknowledging that he's a terrible reviewer.

Should I assume that your picture is meant to be ironic, or do you actually think that shit is funny?

Some people can't pee in silence.

Good point about the lack of replies.  Are they gonna stop recapping Boss next season?  I think not!

Scoff!  (that's me scoffing at what you said)

I'm hitting the Like button, but I'm also saying here plainly: Love!

Since I can only Reply to my own comment or Like the ones that replied to mine, I'll reply here.

Did I miss where this was spelled out?  I got the impression they were just going to recap it whenever they felt like: 
 
"Rest assured that Nathan Rabin, Genevieve Koski, and I will all still watch Jersey Shore religiously, but we might not do it every Thursday night at 9pm CST, commercials and all, so we can spend…

Y'know what AV Club, don't do us any favors.  If you're going to wait until Saturday, then don't bother.

So am I the only one who isn't quite sure if Gran at the Juvie is the same Gran as Danthan's Gran?

Well then that's not "golden era Dave Foley" now is it.

I'm not sure why exactly, but I really hate you.

I'll tell you what there is to pick at.  She doesn't make anything.

Screw that guy.  I bet you if you went and got a croissant from Dunkin Donuts and told him it was from a little shop in Paris, he'd say it was the best thing he ever ate.  Poser.

So did anyone watch it this year on ABC and notice stuff edited out to make room for more commercials?  How is this shit allowed?

Yay, haunted Love Boat!!

But he doesn't want better roles.  I saw an interview with him like 10 years ago where the interviewer (Charlie Rose or somebody, I forget) asked him if he's interested in doing smaller independent films rather than big blockbusters.  His grouchy answer was something along the lines of - I've spent a lot of years…

Oh Mel!

You mean where they slam their faces together and freeze like that for 15 seconds?  I sometimes see those scenes and wonder how they didn't break their teeth.