I just figured the bangs were one of those clip on things.  So I too was distracted, but for different reasons, because I kept thinking - Wow, she did a good job matching her hair color with those clip on bangs!

"Are you speaking foreign?" was the only interesting thing to come out of that girl's mouth the entire time she's been there.  Booooorrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg.

If it's a parody of a bad sitcom, it's pretty good.  The gay guys?  If they're supposed to be over the top ridiculous- well, OK.  But if not, it's just ridiculous.

I gotta get this out before my coffee wears off.

I love that.  Especially because owls always have that look on their faces anyway. 

Yes, that. /\

It's pretty common *here* not to like Kristin Wiig, you mean.  Everyone here is way too cool to think she's funny.

Right! You could argue that she played the same weird lady all night, but the fact that her characters were fat was never even addressed or hinted at.

Wasn't that great though.  What about that?

The Archmage of the Aether made Steve Jobs die.  Happy?

Unless it's meant to be entirely ironic, it's a terrible show.

She's exactly a cross between Emma Stone and a young Reese Witherspoon.

Yeah, she'd be able to tell you what day and date they happened, and what she ate for dinner that night.  God that's freaky.

She was rough!  Usually these guest judges try to go easy, "Hmmm, I really want to like it, but it just…"  you know, that sort of thing.  But she was just like a robot spitting out critiques.

I thought for sure when Josh talked over Heidi that he was a goner, but I guess she'd seem petty by voting him off after that.

There's something about Olivier that makes me want to bully him.  Now, I'm a girl, and I've never been physically aggressive towards anyone, but I sorta want to push him down in the mud on the way home from school.

Hell yeah!  I agree, and I'm going to click on that LIKE button for you my good fellow!  (or lady)

Carol Channing was in it too.

Bet you a million bucks he looks better than you though.

Oh are you one of those Ohio assholes who ruined everything?