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Stop getting my hopes up about stuff
It didn't even occur to me that someone would make another WHAS movie, so I went from not thinking about it, to blissfully imagining the movie, to telling myself that's crazy and it will never happen. Just leave me alone to live my reliably uneventful life. It's less painful.

I agree with Cookie_Monster. Olbermann insists upon himself. I would love for him to have the humility of Phil Donahue**

I agree about Akalitis and O'Hara not doing Jackie any favors. Jackie sure seemed resigned, and maybe relieved, that the jig was up, and her kicking out Kevin was obviously meant to go hand in hand with that - little did she know her chemical filled urine was being tossed in the trash. At this point, she's being

I was so distracted by that wig that I barely heard anything that woman was saying. Are brunettes in scarce supply right now? Or did the script specifically say she needs to have bangs so they gave her some fake ones? I must know!!!

Why isn't Ahmed in a private room with at least a rent-a-cop outside his door? You know, so that guy who almost killed him who just go out on bail doesn't come back to finish him off????

JUST ONCE I would love to see someone on tv say goodbye before they hand up. JUST ONCE!

David Boring: Did you know you can buy a box of spaghetti for a buck and then buy a jar of spaghetti sauce for another buck, and feed the family dinner with that? Tell me how much salad and chicken breast you can get for those 2 dollars. Do tell. Eggs are a very decent bargain, but that's about the only cheap and

The Archmage of the Aether: obsessed much?

urgh, considering 2/3 of the country is considered overweight, and 1/3 of them considered obese, how do you make it through the day? Are you a shut-in?

Oh I see what you did there, you little rascal. Only a Grade A First Class asshole would purposely ruin the (possible) ending, so the fact that you gleefully did that says a lot.

you're

Actually, why don't you go fuck YOURself.

pictures of Rosie
Um, how some every time the detectives show someone a photo of Rosie and ask if they've seen her they don't say "Oh you mean Rosie, that girl who's picture I've seen all over the news because she was murdered???"

SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER!
I just wanted you all to see what it's like to be warned before you read something you don't want to know. You know, like when you jackasses start talking about the original show with no warning whatsoever? It's kind of nice isn't it?

My childhood was more like M*A*S*H. Well, there was no laugh-track, but there was a lot of drinking!

Unless they're going to have a baby, and then the husband goes mental.

You're pretty much guaranteed to be hooked once you start watching - as 'i and 1' says, as long as you watch the early ones.

You may want to actually read about this subject and the science of obesity instead of regurgitating stuff that you saw on Dr. Oz.

True, they could never really go whole hog on what it was really like back in the day, and this was due to the influence of Earl Hamner who was the narrator as well as executive producer and creator. Michael Learned (she played the mother) said Hamner had a tough time allowing the characters to be more controversial

m1ngle, I know I should call you douche for jumping on someone's grammar, but for for the life of me, I can't stop laughing at that!