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Things I don't want to see on this show anymore:
1. Ass-grabbing.
2. Dances that end with a surprise kiss. (Hasn't happened yet this season, but I'm sure it's on the way.)
3. Sad contemporary pieces with the woman wearing a white dress.
4. Anything about cancer.
5. "Lyrical hip-hop" set the shitty music with no beat.
6.

Agree on the Bollywood. It's one of my favorite genres on this show, but it consistently draws the stupidest commentary from the judges.

Totally agree. Also, they need better hip-hop music. I've noticed my favorite hip-hop routines from episodes past had banging beats.

Also Lois seeing the FBI coming for her and trying to flee with cellphone in hand.

They have Christianity on Krypton? How did the priest know that??

I'm so cynical now, I think the girl asking for another partner was also scripted.

Agreed completely. It upsets me when Todd completely dismisses female characters' important subplots. (This isn't the first time.) Todd, do you only notice the female characters when they're sleeping with the male characters? Todd, will you think about what you're doing? I will always admire that one awesome Glee

Joan has to prove her ability to get clients, though, or everyone will continue to disrespect her by making catty remarks about her sleeping her way to partnership. Why would she care about Pete's problems here?

I noticed that both sirens started up as soon as Megan spoke. Whambulance?

No one should, but people do. And not everyone is in a position to disregard societal bullshit. Some women are soaking in the idea that wanting sex would make them horrible people, and they act accordingly. Just like some gays have been conditioned to believe that gayness is wrong and they should therefore closet

It must be awesome to have all the sex you want without being called a slut and treated badly because of that judgment.

I agree on Little C because I like his choreography, but I hate the word buck.

I love Bob. He's so fucking chipper. Would hit it.

I thought the eyes of different colors were a reference to the man of a thousand faces. (What was he called — the awesome guy from last season?)

Whenever he does that, I think that it must be difficult to talk about a show that you like.

Almost as if they'd written it that way on purpose. Like a theme or something.

Are you sure? I thought Pod was going down on the hookers last week, too, but Siiimmmss said that, no, it was a big dick. Ladies love big dicks, Sims said.

White Americans, you mean.

Agreed. Also, he pulls the "I'm drunk [hungover] so this is going to be short" excuse all the time lately, too.

Chekhov's Q-Tip.