Yeah. It's starting to feel like an SNL forum in here, with all the misplaced nostalgia.

Yeah. It's starting to feel like an SNL forum in here, with all the misplaced nostalgia.

Right?? I was like, "Pull back on the self-pity, Tiffany. You're in the final."

Right?? I was like, "Pull back on the self-pity, Tiffany. You're in the final."

I wasn't going to say anything about that dude, but since you bring it up…

I wasn't going to say anything about that dude, but since you bring it up…

You mean you thought he was a gay? I always thought he was a straight.

You mean you thought he was a gay? I always thought he was a straight.

I have to disagree. At first watch, Twitch drew my eye because his movements were jerkier (like hip hop movements, duh). But then I rewatched and, just like during his piece with Comfort, saw how goddamned *smooth* Cyrus is. It's like, Twitch is dancing like a robot, but Cyrus became a robot who was dancing.

I have to disagree. At first watch, Twitch drew my eye because his movements were jerkier (like hip hop movements, duh). But then I rewatched and, just like during his piece with Comfort, saw how goddamned *smooth* Cyrus is. It's like, Twitch is dancing like a robot, but Cyrus became a robot who was dancing.

Agreed.
 
Also, I was annoyed that they chose Nutcracker, as if they felt they had to for audience recognition.
 
But the choreographer was funny. He was like, "Yeah, Nutcracker, pole dancing, whatever. Thanks for explaining my fame to these kids, lol."

Agreed.
 
Also, I was annoyed that they chose Nutcracker, as if they felt they had to for audience recognition.
 
But the choreographer was funny. He was like, "Yeah, Nutcracker, pole dancing, whatever. Thanks for explaining my fame to these kids, lol."

The pole dance was too, too cheesy. I've seen classier pole dances at random art shows here in Houston. But I'm glad they finally let Eliana do it. *But* I wish she could have solo'ed as a pole dancer. Tiffany being there held her back.

The pole dance was too, too cheesy. I've seen classier pole dances at random art shows here in Houston. But I'm glad they finally let Eliana do it. *But* I wish she could have solo'ed as a pole dancer. Tiffany being there held her back.

No one's reading this anymore, I know, but I wanted to say that I think Comfort is a freaking goddess. I wish I could dance just like her.

No one's reading this anymore, I know, but I wanted to say that I think Comfort is a freaking goddess. I wish I could dance just like her.

Agreed. I particularly hate the way she says "That was just whatever," constantly, as if that's a flattering thing to say. She talks like a teacher trying to impress teenagers.

Agreed. I particularly hate the way she says "That was just whatever," constantly, as if that's a flattering thing to say. She talks like a teacher trying to impress teenagers.

I hope you're wrong but I am worried, too.

I hope you're wrong but I am worried, too.