JB Smoove got a bigger laugh out of me than the strippers or the tub.

I am responding solely to back you up on the incredible badassery of SWORD OF DOOM.

I am responding solely to back you up on the incredible badassery of SWORD OF DOOM.

I don't think I've counted down without quoting that in years.

I don't think I've counted down without quoting that in years.

Scripts are things a whore writes for money…

I'm down for any story that centers on Phil.

I'm down for any story that centers on Phil.

This episode was as Jesse Moynihan-y as anything the show's yet done. It was like something straight out of Forming:

This episode was as Jesse Moynihan-y as anything the show's yet done. It was like something straight out of Forming:

I'll repost this list, which focuses on episodes heavy on character development and/or background mythology:

I'll repost this list, which focuses on episodes heavy on character development and/or background mythology:

I felt exactly the opposite. It's pretty much expected that when characters reveal a secret it's going to be a big romantic thing, so I was caught off guard by Mordecai's admission being something so mundane (but when you think about it pretty important, too).

I felt exactly the opposite. It's pretty much expected that when characters reveal a secret it's going to be a big romantic thing, so I was caught off guard by Mordecai's admission being something so mundane (but when you think about it pretty important, too).

Golden Showers for Algernon

"I really think the best thing that could happen is if I got raped like right after that. That would've really shut them up." - Daniel Tosh, in the future

"I really think the best thing that could happen is if I got raped like right after that. That would've really shut them up." - Daniel Tosh, in the future

"As of press time, sources said a disheveled Tosh checked into a nearby treatment center, where he quietly smirked after being diagnosed with HIV."

"As of press time, sources said a disheveled Tosh checked into a nearby treatment center, where he quietly smirked after being diagnosed with HIV."

IIIIIIIIII - I HATE READING!