I like to twist my nutsack really hard and then hit it with a wooden spoon.

I loved this stuff when I was in high school.

Nothing
But crap is out right now.

"the first of many adrenaline-pumping, phallic-symbol-wielding rescue scenarios that help Turner eventually see past Douglas' mercenary selfishness to the ruggedly handsome, plays-by-his-own-rules bad boy underneath"

I'm super excited about this movie.

I am a pour spellr and bad wif gramr on teh intarwebs.

Yeah, I know.
I actually love all the 80's and 70's comics but I just never find the time to read as many of the new ones between movies and video games.

Comics
Are for nerds.

One might think that part of the reason Obama talks slowly without a teleprompter is that he actually thinks about the words coming out of his mouth rather then spouting worthless nonsense like Sarah Palin, Bush and myself.

It's funny listening to wackos defending Rush, Beck and Ayn Rand on this site. It makes it easy to spot the morons. Knowing people actually believe that crap makes it easy to ignore everything else they say.

I loved that last line. Very well done.

electroshock
My wife gets mad at me for saying it, but why don't they electroshock those hoarders?

Hurley's Island
Is probably all the female cast members of LOST nude pleasuring him while feeding him fried chicken.

I like the toe thumbs. It's better for pressure on your prostrate.

I don't care how crazy she is she just needs to do a tape.

I propose that if the black smoke got off the island the world would turn into a human centipede with Hurley at the front.

I agree with The Wa.

Ultimately some people have their own interpretation of LOST that works for them and makes them happy. Other people have an interpretation that doesn't make them happy. Other people don't know WTF happened.

I don't buy it. Until we have confirmation from Darlton why should we believe this is actually someone from the show. I am a man of science. I need proof this is the real way the story took place. I don't trust this as fact based on faith in some blogger.

I'm in love with her. She can do no wrong in my eyes.