My take-away from Cosmos was that the universe is pretty cool, but SCIENTISTS are fucking awesome, and should be revered and celebrated with cheap-looking animation.

Niki Minaj as The Flying Buttress

It's so…*mediterranean*

Edith visits her orthodontist, who just laughs in her face, hands her an invoice for 80 quid and leaves the room

That asshole never called me back about my Richard Kiel biopic Who's the Jaws?

…and there, hanging on the door handle, was a - CHEEK IMPLANT!!

June Foray's Twitter team just asked her to "me" - then they doubled it on the soundtrack!

Like all Wireds, this will go straight in the loo, where I will read 2 pages of each article during my Bwooomp movements

Steak drapes

Dad is great! Give us the chocolate rape!

His live TV special was awful, like spending 2 hours with that guy at a party who can only play half a verse and the chorus of any given song.

Whatever ya want, Leo Get's!

Thank you Taco, for that loving tribute to Falco

Nicholas Roerich is name-checked specifically in Mountains of Madness

Silly bunts

A roomba wandered on to a used car lot and, ya know, (humping emoji)

Wasabi - voiced by an actual black dude! #chrisrockwasright

Don't ask what an excreegan is.

I did, due to a…..

Number 1 - Favorite Place to Scratch OR Van Patten: Dick!