Save your money, just YouTube "Thief in the Night" or if you truly seek to learn the ways of the Anti-Christ, "Thicke of the Night"

MTN Dew, renamed because it's secret ingredient was not mountains, but actualy MUTTON?!

When I saw CTHD, there were people behind me translating the subtitles into whispery Spanish.

Floppy weiner! Floppy weiner!

with some pre-distrehssed jeans, maybe a belt by Eh-ffliction?

With Saturn nominated Charles "Roc" Dutton. "Push the motherfucker into the mold!"

Marc Maron's LORNE'y sense just tingled

I thought he was shit, but he was champagne!

I'm in American Fron-TEARS from laughing at this thread

I once had a double-sided Gone With the Wand, talk about invasions of the South!

I started eating quinoa (before *everybody* did) because of this short. It's so versatile!

Ewww, Gross!

Asa Akira enjoys them 3 at a time.

The defecation of Burger King, however, cannot be renounced, it will happen quite briefly after the eating of Burger King.

- John Hinkley
…too soon?

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaioo!"
- Harry Belafonte

I'll take an overambitious failure before an overhyped mediocrity like Snowpiercer.

You are so right about Keitel, his pivotal scene is cut between like 5 angles, and each looks like it's being read from cue cards

Rebuttal: 1) Scarface 2) A Fucking Christmas Story

42 year-old women get all the media attention, when will 18-24 year-old women enjoy ogling parity?!