It's about God's Ex, Nihilo. She left him *nothing* in the divorce.

"Magic…AND the Gathering??"
- Hell House (2001)

I'm still convinced he was hired previous to this conversation:
"That Brooks kid will be great on the show, I love those AT&T ads"
"Thats Beck"
"Aw shit"

m'fukka turned wine inta syzzurp, yo!

Junebug:Stirring::Hustle:Sternum

Take this hijab and shove it

You must see Freeway if you haven't, he's great in that

If he likes cunts and spades so much, maybe team up with the Kardashians?

I THC what you did there

"Not only the shortest month of the year, but also the coldest!"
- Nat X

"What's the gig with Mickey D's, it's gonna be fuckin' *MURDER* over there, maan…"
- Mozzy Lee

Here's a punchline about this:
…leaving their *friend's behind*!

That beard, however, is full of rye and infant crumbs

"Pudding Basin" is the preferred nomenclature, dude

Also, was that not Kevin McDonald as the alien? So many layers!

Counterpoint:
More like Shit Follows, amirite?

There is a literary precedent for self-nipplectomy, Carson McCuller's Reflection in a Golden Eye. Not to say it was an explicit reference or evocation, but just sayin'

Touble with a capital T that rhymes with C that stands for Cunnilingus! (Beth Behrs reaction shot, audience titter)

Emanci-melon-farmer-pator of the slaves!

Shirley I would enjoy that discussion