Hispanic geek hessian, a frustratin' messs!

Surely you JOUST! [throws confetti]

It's AYkroyd, y'all, but I'm pretty sure somebody went back in time and stepped on a bug and the only thing that changed in the present is that it used to be spelled Ackroyd.

JEEEEWBS!

But does it answer the question: "Who runnin' thangs?"

Steiger doing Cuban is a hoot: "who is diss essplosives esspert?!"

"Reminds me of my aunt, Mary Scott…of QUEENS!"
- Dennis Blunden

Mighty Orbots or GTFO

Indeed, Lincoln was like The Sunday Night Cable Stars Wig and Accent Pageant!!

The ghost of the creature?!

While we're spoiling, how about that ending, more like sandy buttocks, amirite?

A whole movie about e-meters?

Speaking of mid-90s career potential, Keener showed real promise in Living in Oblivion, one of the best films about making a film.

I made a weird leap when I saw the name Jillian Bell in the credits (who actually plays Dixie) it was Lake Bell's sister, which was incorrect, but put 'em together, that's one fine lookin Jew!

I lost my touch, man…

ND was surprisingly good, if not timely, at least a B overall for me. I liked the original, but if you only watch one Jared Hess film, make it Gentlemen Broncos.

I was scrolling down looking for a comment on this, cuts between people in the same side of the frame feel "wrong". The shots alone were artful, and often showed off the set design nicely, but as part of a scene they didn't quite work. I can imagine the editor getting handed that being like "aw shit".

He could reboot M.A.N.T.I.S., but the M would be for MUSCULAR!

He should pair up with one of Scolari's kids and play a couple of physicists who have dress like women to thwart CERN's new inclusive hiring policy in - BOSON BUDDIES!!

So this suction device I have to urinate into…can I fuck it?