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Fart Garfunkel
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Nobody does a Bester!

Eli Janney produced the Brainiac albums, kinda hard to top that.

Not a pirate's favorite form of public transportation!!

Our own government put that blood there to foster public support for restricting pointy object liberties

I got this cassette from the 99 Cent Store a few years ago, Beach Patrol was my fave

Yeah, but it's all in cab-driver language, no thank you!

The media has had more than a week to discover and demonize the film Four Lions, which depicts a terrorist bombing of a marathon (although in an excellently artful way), what gives? Are people waiting for their copies to arrive in the smiley Amazon box before they post videos of themselves burning it?

…of COX

You got to have a long-ass thumb to barre like that

"Flap" is more likely, like when Jane Fonda said the C word, every ticker was like "…JANE FONDA'S CUNT FLAP…"

The CC said "hey" but "hay" must be correct

That exchange felt very Coens-y, and who doesn't like that

She wants to stuff you

Brian Causey did the theme to Jimmy Neutron

Its pleasures are manifold

His name will always bring fond mammaries to mind.

(Nile Rodgers is grateful Pharell has distracted you)

I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagree

French Kiss, not too rommy, solid on the commy

I can't smurfing smurf to smurf this smurf.