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Fart Garfunkel
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Carol, her daughter and Vicki Lawrence - Marry, Murder, Do?

I overheard her from a toilet stall paying Alan Thicke one dollar (get it? because she uses the gents room)

The Lonely Lady!

More like mummenSHAN'T amirite?

Fuck!

- there it is!

3D's gotten much better, Molly Ringwald is…still alive!

Kit Fisto in Fiste of the Night

I heard "the COMPLETE works of Jackie Chan", that would be a big-ass box set.

How was Perkins' whirling blade-to-kishkas demise onomatopoeia-ized? AGGALAGGALAGGA

This jerkin' will be sans Perkins

I saw Awake based on Ebert's review, Alba side-boob aside, I did not agree.

"Gellar is STELLAR!"
-Gene Schallit

DA claimed to be ignorant of the uncanny similarity of the scenes

In heaven Gene Siskel wears his Tony Manero costume everyday

When I buy soup I always think of M Pat saying "Cream o' bullshit"

No plans coming together? Because that is something I happen to be quite fond of.

Oliver Stone is all like "helloooo! Plus elephants!!"

But Femme Fatale was REALLY good, I watched it a bunch of times after I bought it from the DVD bin at Wal-Mart.