But she hasn't aged! She's upsettingly beautiful still and apparently always will be. I had to Google her to make sure I got those dates right and found it a very distracting experience.

[Fox cancels Beerbong & Lannister, puts test card in its slot to record-smashing ratings]

Landorder.

Law and Order: True Crime: Streets of New York: NYPD Red White & Blue: Menendez Division

Spade Cooley. TV violence technology has finally caught up with that story, let's do it.

Who? Oh, you mean that young woman who worked at the diner some years back. Think she used to have a sister who worked around here too, but maybe apparently they weren't ever related after all, or at the very least I've somehow forgotten that her sister is just down this road in this incredibly tight-knit town and I…

She's honestly great, so even though she's still working steadily I'm a little bummed to see that the quality of her options has apparently nosedived in the last few years. As recently as 2009 she was still playing prominent roles in films, including a turn in one of the highest-grossing comedies of all time, but by…

I did always doubt the Mendendez brothers' commitment to Sparkle Motion, now you mention it…

We've been slowly edging toward nudity on terrestrial TV for a long time now. If anybody can convince the FCC to let them push it over the edge, she can.

Plus as that picture from the Villechaize biopic proved, he's perfectly cast as real-life Latinos.

Amen, my friend. Damn fine.

Hey - you've got your hopes, I've got mine.

Heather Graham, playing sexy but off-kilter? Risky, but let's see if she pulls it off.

Hamm stands in for the money changers Jesus drove from the temple. Slinky, the slowest-moving of the Toys, represents our reluctance to follow Christ. RC is a manifestation of our souls once we find the light, racing towards salvation.

I'm actually in touch with Sid through a prison penpal program and have found that his portrayal in the media is highly biased. He's an intelligent and sensitive young man who experienced a terrible trauma at a young age that unfortunately set him down the wrong path - he's really the furthest thing from a "Beast" you…

It's about the monsters inside of us.

The Little Mermaid is actually about peasants suffering from the Dancing Plague of 1518.

Buzz is Woody's dad but he got amnesia, that's why Woody gets so frustrated with him when he arrives. Andy's mom is the bug from Bug's Life and also the monster from Monsters Inc, Bo Peep isn't in the third Toy Story because she got hit by the Car from Cars and if you look closely at Andy's desk you can see it's…

Because if there isn't deeper, more meaningful, and more adult content hidden beneath the surfaces of these colorful children's movies we spend all our time obsessing over, that might mean we're wasting our lives. Which just can't be the case.

Well we see the mom a bunch and it's pretty clear she's raising him on her own, but I just accepted he was from a single-parent family and never worried about the how and why.