LIKE RAIIII-EEE-AAAAAAAIN

Watching that really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who remakes the Gong Show in character? Honestly.

Ooh, 'ow queer!

Didn't Favreau originally push hard for Sam Rockwell to get the part, before the studio vetoed him completely for not being famous enough?

Is that better or worse than being a talentless genius?

Now now, we can all be Northern monkeys… no need to fight over it.

As long as that record's not… [Googles "which oasis album do people think is bad"] Standing on the Shoulder of Giants??

Well, the idea that World War I was a senseless fight that should never have been waged and had no real victors was pretty central to the plot. I don't think it was a mistake.

I thought Qbert argued video games weren't art?

For real. If I wasn't clear, I 100% agree.

Then again, releases like Heavy Rain seem pretty determined to make the point that watching a movie is the same as playing a game so why not?

Thank you, Christ Ebert.

No worries, I definitely could have been clearer!

Joke's on them, my reply still looks good either way. Game, sarcasm.

Nah, they all tie in originally.

Like everybody else in your life, I must decline the offer to spend any amount of time with you.

He's already admitted on record to giving women drugs in order to sleep with them. Did you know this, or no?

I hope his hair turns into dog shit one day. He wakes up and he runs his comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog shit.

Witnesses Say the Darndest Things!

Oh, I must have misheard then if that is actually the case. I thought she was the child of Zeus and Hippolyta.