I'm more of a titular man myself, but to each their own.

Uh… snootchie bootchies?

Is it 10 years before Kirk and Spock were born or just 10 years before they started their journey? Because if it's pre-birth, the JJ Abrams universe shouldn't have even branched into existence yet so that aesthetic has no excuse for being in place.

Cool, can't wait until all those famous, juicy mysteries about Sarek's past are answered so this universe can really get fleshed out. Like how he did he come to choose his iconic haircut? Did he pass his ambassador's exam first time? And what dramatic, untold experience led to his lifelong desire that people both live…

What's the news in this newswire? Is the newswire the newswire itself? You can't come up with a comment on pop culture in the office and then announce it as pop culture news. Put this kind of thing on Good Job, Internet where nobody gives a shit and it will fit right in.

This trailer looks pretty cool but what reason is there for this to be a prequel? What does it add to the franchise that just making it a new story wouldn't? Nothing I've heard about it even indicates the characters or situations will even have any direct connection to anything else other than the obvious (Starfleet,…

Fired, blunder, etc.

Fucked up that Wolverine can't technically win his own backpack.

Impeachment doesn't mean getting removed from office though. Trump can be impeached all day long and still be President, it's an indictment not a conviction. Clinton's a great example - he was impeached for obstruction of justice and the worst it lead to was a suspension of his law license. He still carried out his…

Ben's not on board.

MalfunctioningEddie had gone too far and had best watch his mouth.

Or candy.

I DON'T WANT NO PART OF YOUR TIGHTASS COUNTRY CLUB YA FREAK BITCH!

That might be a little odd given Christine Taylor's recurring role as Michael's ex-girlfriend. I don't think this show would ever go for something that could imply any kind of incestual interest.

"You went out with somebody named Kevin Green."
- Rivers Cuomo, Trippin' Down The Freeway, DGC Records

Mostly carry armfuls of blueprints rolled up in tubes around New York, far as I can tell from the movies.

"Which one is he? The blonde one, Nick."
- Aaron Carter, Oh Aaron, Kieruf/Schwartz/Goldmark, Courtesy of Smithsonian Institution

And Catfight! Reprising Batgirl is just the logical conclusion to her Battling Over Animals trilogy.

Clinton Criminal Conspiracy… KKK… coincidence? I'm just asking questions…

I also hope that. Now time to take a sip of coffee out of this giant mug reading "PWR BTTM IS THE BAND OF THE YEAR AND NOBODY INVOLVED WILL EVER BE ACCUSED OF ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL ASSAULT, ABUSE OF POWER, OR OTHERWISE INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR" while I finally catch up on some Newswires.