That's bad.

Having a Bruce Lee biopic approved by the company of his estate sounds like it guarantees a higher level of quality than all the others that got churned out, but bear in mind Shannon Lee also co-wrote a comic where her amnesiac dad is ressurected by mad scientists and forced to adjust to the modern world with a couple…

Liam Neeson

He didn't used to be such a drag - he's fun in the first Kickass and puts in some good work in Nowhere Boy. I guess as he got more heat someone must have advised him that effort and enthusiasm weren't good qualities for a bonafide movie star to have, so he cut them out of his diet.

Yeah, that'd probably work too. NOLA is a lot less Southern-sounding than elsewhere in Louisiana but speaking with a generic twang would defiitely still be a lot better than Tatum as Pepe LePew.

What with the character being from New Orleans and all, having him sound Kentuckian might be worse than a misfired Cajun. Probably safer to just have Tatum do his best attempt at Brooklynese, that would get him closer than most.

Trying to make a success out of an entire film centered around a now-basically-obscure side-character? Sounds like a real… gambit.

Plus the first season of the OC, which I don't think we've decided to pretend we always hated yet. Have we? Don't tell me, I don't want to know.

That's true. And a few eps before that, someone asked if anybody was really banned from the show after making a joke about it and he said there had actually been a couple people, including "Gelman, of course."

If nothing else, Rizzoli and Isles at least gave us the greatest Billy on the Street game.

Top….kek?!

We're bringing Psych back! Just kidding! Or in modern parlance… gotcha! Whoom! Pulled the rug out!

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The world needs its message now more than ever. Has Old Man Trump finally gone insane?

Someone made a reference to Brett Gelman on the 8th Anniversary Special and Scott didn't react with audible disdain. Does this mean the ban is finally lifted again?!

Wompler's too busy playing house to show up for work at CBB.

I was aware of their existence but had never listened to one before. The clip of the ASMR video they played as an example before launching into their own very good ones actually really upset me, so I guess I must have the literal opposite brain chemistry to whatever ASMR fetishists have. I just need a little help…

WhY aRe YoU bEiNg So SeRiOuS?!

Using one of those ultra-cheap, everyday, all-homes-have-one 3D printers.

Heh, have a little faith. After all, you're talking about the same electorate who learned from their mistakes after letting Cameron sneak in with a minority the first time and decisively blocked him from somehow winning even bigger and gaining a majority in his second election despite his terrible public and political…