I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.

Also correct.

What was the game? And what did Jason Segel do in it that got it shut down?!

We're all just mad we didn't think of it first.

Ehhhh that was more of a PSA than an ad. Also that man was in no way actually Native American so is, in fact, also bad.

As a short film it's good. As an ad, instantly bad. Sorry and RIP to everyone involved with it.

All ads are bad.

(cupping hands round mouth) ACCOMPLISHED! PLAYWRIGHT!

I'd buy that right meow.

"Who throws a shoe?" AUSTIN POWERS QUOTES FOREVER SUCK IT BOONDOCK SAINTS COLLEGE QUOTABLE FILM SUPREMACY

Don't feel bad… would you like a shmoke and a pancake? Flapjack and a shigarette?

Literally nothing's come back to me reading those, but woof! Those are the quotable bits?! One of them's clearly just a lunch order.

I can quote Borat and Austin Powers all day long but can't think of a single line from Boondock Saints, unless you count "Billy Connolly is in this movie?!"

What if I regretted using a Goldmember quote in a thread about not remembering Goldmember quotes because as it turns out I'm the only person in said thread who actually does remember Goldmember quotes?

I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star."

It'll also never not be funny to request ONE MILLION DOLLARS as payment for something. Never.

Is he a limp dick or is he a boner? The difference is pretty crucial.

I've done my share of ragging on Austin Powers since that became the fashion, but it's testament to how funny the films actually were first time round that just reading the quotes in these comments cracks me up. I just started thinking about Christian Slater's cameo where he exaggeratedly adopts Austin's accent while…

The Shrek franchise is apparently the highest-grossing animated franchise of ALL TIME. More popular than Toy Story or Ice Age or anything. This shocked me when I first found out. I assumed kids today didn't give a shit about Shrek and probably wouldn't even know who he is, but I bet I'd be dead wrong. He's beloved,…

And a young Scott Aukerman plays his character from behind in a flashback, so if you ever do find yourself watching it again you have something to excitedly yell at the screen during at least one Caine-less scene, to either yourself or to people who definitely won't care!