Not sarcastic, but it does sound ridiculous since there are only 24 Bond films now. Until the Craig series, it was in my top 10.

Theory 1: Kylo Ren is Emperor Palpatine's son or clone.

Tomorrow Never Dies is like half-good until it becomes a joke towards the end.

You're type-casting actors into playing a certain role that they've already played.

Taylor would never lie to make herself look better. It's just not in her innocent 10-year-old nature to do that.

You sacrificed your career over experiencing less than one second of weird, creepy pleasure.

I don't know what a horror movie is. Is it just a thriller with a monster? Is it supposed to scare me? No movie has ever scared me. So…

I hated It Follows. I just made fun of it as I was watching it.

I liked Evan Waters' comment/answer.

It was repetitive musically. Plus,

The author's philosophy is just like any other. It has its flaws and its strengths. But the story drew me in along with a strong independent, female protagonist who is also a little weird. In general, every character was a little weird and morally ambiguous.

There is some faithfulness to the book in Branaugh's version, but the tone is not there. It's supposed to be a psychological thriller.

Atlas Shrugged will be made into a great set of films! You will understand/love the love square of Dagney Taggert, Hank Rearden, Francisco d'Anconia, and John Galt like never before!

I assumed he meant his two personalities meeting in his head.

Eh. I have no problem with the all-female cast. I just wish it had more unknown women in there. Each actress has a well-known schtick that has worn out its welcome in my opinion.

Frankenstein can be made into a properly faithful adaptation. It's one of the best horror stories ever told and yet no one wants to tell it. The Keneth Branaugh version was so horrible.

For psycho-social-sexual needs?

Yeah. I read that previous column. It's just odd to me that anyone would waste their time watching a bad film that is based on a novel that they consider to be bad too.

Father = Morty Seinfeld
Mother = Estelle Costanza

Question: Why do you do features on bad films whose source material you do not like?