Why should he care? I'm quite sure Bill Maher knows that there are Muslim police officers. Or are you operating under the mistaken belief that Maher thinks all Muslims are evil? That seems to be a very popular straw man around these parts.

I am shocked, shocked that a successful, funny, famous straight man has sex with multiple women!

How about referring to a basketball player as "Chocolate Thunder"?

Reasonable, and kind of offensive and condescending at the same time. Also flat-out wrong about us being a "Judeo-Christian nation". He's also very much anti-choice and anti-gay rights, but hey, if that's reasonable, so be it.

I'm afraid it goes a bit deeper than that. Mike is extremely religious and believes the U.S. is a "Christian nation". His wife works full-time indoctrinating children into Christianity.

Bill Hader actually does do a pretty good Alan Alda impression.

…FEATURING BUSTER POINDEXTER!

He admitted in the first season that he lost his leg because of an infection he picked up in a hot tub, not because of any war injury.

No more than "whites" enslaved "blacks".

And only two bullets…

Did the reviewer miss the point of that joke completely? It wasn't that "all waitresses look alike" (?), but that Michael couldn't tell one Asian person from another. That's where the marker comes in.

Buddy Knox also did a great, completely unrelated song with the same title. Check it out!

I suppose it's racist to point out the fact that my ancestors had nothing at all to do with slavery, even though I'm white? In fact, they didn't even live in North America, let alone own slaves in the south.

OK, I'll bite….what exactly is YTMND?

Fans of MST3k will also recognize Hoyt as the performer of "My My My My Mitchell (Theme Song From Mitchell)"

I'm pretty sure Letterman did do some stand-up very early in his career.

They had a battle of the foreheads. Rory won by a fraction of an inch!

I'm pretty sure she already had most of them "knocked off"…

Why do you assume "skeptics" are necessarily libertarians? I have not found this to be the case.

I think he means Hunter S. Thompson, though I'm not sure why he chose to use that abbreviation.