Iron Maiden's Loneliness of a Long Distance Runner.

Shotguns, baby. Better to shoot pesky kids in da fACE!

Shotguns, baby. Better to shoot pesky kids in da fACE!

This would finally enable me to pluck those Absolute Editions off the shelves and read them once and for all. Thanks Tasha!

This would finally enable me to pluck those Absolute Editions off the shelves and read them once and for all. Thanks Tasha!

Mother of mercy, that hotel elevator story made me want to punch my own balls.

Mother of mercy, that hotel elevator story made me want to punch my own balls.

As Daniel Bryan would say:

As Daniel Bryan would say:

"(James Franco, coasting)"

"(James Franco, coasting)"

Blame his puppy dog eyes.

Blame his puppy dog eyes.

Haha, well said, Acid. Well said. The trailers looked cloying as fuck. I don't trust this grade at all.

Haha, well said, Acid. Well said. The trailers looked cloying as fuck. I don't trust this grade at all.

Amy Adams does the best accusatory "Who farted" look ever. Go Amy!

Amy Adams does the best accusatory "Who farted" look ever. Go Amy!

Wholeheartedly agree. Thanks for that jolt of a good memory.

Wholeheartedly agree. Thanks for that jolt of a good memory.

Try reading it too. It'll looked more convincing.