I can't believe how hot Elfman still is, having never seen her on TV for years. She's even hotter now than on Dharma & Who.

I just abhor his mannerisms. He is simply bad as a standup. After a joke, he would snicker at his own punchline, waves away the applause, and makes "who me? faces at camera One. His interviews aren't hot either.

In the immortal words of one Serge Gainsbourg, "I wanna fuck him."

No one's going to mention that awesome, awesome, seriously gigglingly awesome Gambler's Walk theme tune? You try walking in slo-mo to that tune and not feeling you're the tallest person on Earth; it's impossible.

Loved the movie too, an absolute classic. I find it a bit strange though how Western audiences always seem a bit taken aback by the pastiches of genres left right centre into a whole mix for Hong Kong cinema; maybe because I'm an Asian in S.E. Asia myself, never found it oft-putting though.

My heart was as warm as cockles to see Jackie Chan's Police Story getting an A- and then…