It's because his left wrist is the "pass" in "puff puff pass."  It's a little sore at the moment.

Some of the passengers were on their way to a golf tournament. Apparently, the minute the plane hit, the bay turned glice!

Oh, I know they use cue cards, but there's a difference between using cue cards and reading your lines for the first time off a piece of cardboard held up by a stage hand.  Justin obviously did the latter.  It's not like he has anywhere else to be this week….  Especially not the Grammys.

It was a dark time for us all, cub.

Betty Draper: Don, I want a divorce.
Don Draper: Glice?

PIZZA GLICE!

#1. "The Fight Before Christmas" was a non-canon episode, so… not much damage done there.  Justin will actually be a character in The Simpsons "real" world, or what's left of it.
#2.  You're right.  Those were hammerpants.  I'm surprised one of his songs for the night wasn't "Addams Groove."

Let me guess. You Like Gersberms.
Ermahgerd!

Ed Sullivan and the little-known, now-defunct, Western Union AV Club Telegraph Chain Comment Club tried to enact that rule in 1964.

This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a whimper, but with a "glice."

Maybe you guys missed the part where I said:
"The only problem he had with the cue cards was not being able to look
away from them… at all.  Normally, I don't find a host using the cue
cards distracting… but Bieber was so out of his element tonight, that
he seemed afraid to look away from them.  It was really obvious."

You really didn't watch it, did you?  Good for you, and I mean that with all sincerity!

The only problem he had with the cue cards was not being able to look away from them… at all.  Normally, I don't find a host using the cue cards distracting… but Bieber was so out of his element tonight, that he seemed afraid to look away from them.  It was really obvious.

It's quite obvious that Bieber just doesn't get comedy.  Why in the world would they have him as the host AND the musical guest? Oh, right… prepubescent girls and pedophiles.  After seeing this train wreck, I'm dreading his appearance on The Simpsons.

I saw that too, and immediately knew what the rest of the show would be like.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK "GLICE" IS.

No, I meant Marilyn… Gavin Rossdale's boyfriend from the '80s.

Wait… that's not Avril Lavigne?  Man, I really need to pick up a newspaper every now and then so I know what's going on!

Honestly, what's the damn difference between Courtney and Marilyn?

If only Aubry Graham wasn't below doing a cameo on this show, it might be the best thing ever.