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The Alpher and the Omegger
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No argument from me, friend!

I listened to my Elliott Smith vinyl reissues from Kill Rock Stars records, and also the Fountains of Wayne debut reissue.  I feel that I spent my time wisely.

Not if I… JUMP FIRST!

Funny.  The Simpsons' writer's strategy is exactly how I've gotten through the last ten years of my life… do as little as possible to move the plot along, and throw in a really funny joke every two weeks.

You're too late.  I've been here so long, I think I spread more CancerAIDS than I receive.

First.

Better question:  What was up with the couch gag?

Welcome.  Some of us have been here for years.

Welcome.  Some of us have been here for years.

…they're just swinging a bat in the dark, hoping to hit something.  Those kind of albums always piss me off.

…they're just swinging a bat in the dark, hoping to hit something.  Those kind of albums always piss me off.

Was the cover going to be a gorilla at a lunch counter?

Was the cover going to be a gorilla at a lunch counter?

I'm with you.  How pointless of a life do you live if you operate an awards website for comments on another website?  What the fuck is this shit?

I'm with you.  How pointless of a life do you live if you operate an awards website for comments on another website?  What the fuck is this shit?

He's Canadian… it was Kraft Dinner.

…coke never really left us. It was just in the corner being paranoid for a while, but it's okay now.

Let's just hope he doesn't have the sudden urge to get behind the wheel of his 1938 Chrysler Phaeton and drive 45mph. 

The song Apu was humming while doing it kind of clinches the fact that it's racially motivated, and exactly why RDS said he did it.

Na na na na na na na na, leeeeader!