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Yeah, I could have completely done without the B-story.  As a matter of fact, I really glossed over the first two scenes with the Bart and Lisa B-story.  By the time the third scene happened 13 minutes into the episode, it dawned on me that is *was* the  B-story.  I still didn't care about it.

Yeah, I could have completely done without the B-story.  As a matter of fact, I really glossed over the first two scenes with the Bart and Lisa B-story.  By the time the third scene happened 13 minutes into the episode, it dawned on me that is *was* the  B-story.  I still didn't care about it.

Can I get the number of your crack dealer?

Can I get the number of your crack dealer?

You forgot about Issak having a cell phone in prison.  How convenient.

You forgot about Issak having a cell phone in prison.  How convenient.

I'm just waiting for the writers to give us a scene where Joey walks into a wall while drooling uncontrollably for five minutes.

I'm just waiting for the writers to give us a scene where Joey walks into a wall while drooling uncontrollably for five minutes.

Don't you mean "Pwanet Howwywood?"

Don't you mean "Pwanet Howwywood?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I wish she would.

I wish she would.

I cried when that Nauga died.

I cried when that Nauga died.

Maybe so, but Russell Brand is a pretty strong antidote to that drug.  I saw him talking about this movie (basically, he was being the annoying dickish camera whore he is) on The Graham Norton Show, and decided then and there to pass this movie right the fuck up.

Maybe so, but Russell Brand is a pretty strong antidote to that drug.  I saw him talking about this movie (basically, he was being the annoying dickish camera whore he is) on The Graham Norton Show, and decided then and there to pass this movie right the fuck up.

I laughed uncontrollably at your comment while picturing "Teacup Pete" throwing at temper tantrum because his playroom has a concrete pillar in it, or because a "Lilliputian Lane" won't let him have candy due to expenses.

I laughed uncontrollably at your comment while picturing "Teacup Pete" throwing at temper tantrum because his playroom has a concrete pillar in it, or because a "Lilliputian Lane" won't let him have candy due to expenses.