It's nice out today! I'm going on vacation this weekend! I just got a great manicure!

Funny enough- that was my stepsister's first show! She tried to explain crowdsurfing to me, but I was 4 so, y'know…

Blues Traveler, Lenny Kravitz, The Black Crowes and Rusted Root. H.O.R.D.E. festival at Old Orchard Beach, 1995. I got contact high.

Yeah, I get it. It was mostly a "hindsight is 20/20" kind of thing, considering the sinister shit that's going down in Kattegat right now.

As the rule of The Walking Dead is "if you don't see them buried or disemboweled, they're not dead", the rule of Vikings is "if you don't see someone gently run their hands over the character's eyes to close them, or see them burning on a pyre over the ocean, they're not dead"

To be fair, don't babies cry at just about anything? They could have just looked at him the wrong way. Or maybe they took his nose.

It probably would have been best if Porunn stayed behind, if only to protect the woman, children and the elderly in Kattegat.

He asked her before they left (when he was trying to keep her from going) "What if you are with child?", and she shrugged with a IDGAF attitude. When they got there, I think the insinuated her confirmation.

To be fair, Porunn didn't tell Bjorn she was pregnant until they were already in England. Not that Bjorn would have been able to stop her from going either way.

I kept saying (to no one in particular of course) "I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU HE DIDN'T DIE….YET".

Elephant is about neck and neck with White Blood Cells as my favorite album of theirs.

He could still get it.

She was married to Patti Smith's son. They have since divorced. That's all I've got.

I had to look that one up. I attract the Fey every day, underwear or no underwear.

It's just this ONE PAIR where it always happens. They look almost exactly the same inside out. You know what the saddest part was? I was wearing tights yesterday, and so I was too lazy to go through the rigamarole of putting them right side out. It was an uncomfortable day.

Was Khan having an off night? I've seen him twice with the Shrines and once with BBQ Show, and he was electric.

The open weeping wounds on my face are an allergic reaction, I swear!

Oh, it's the WORST. God forbid you forget to bring your ID with you to the pharmacy.

If you can't make meth with it, I don't want it!

Ah. Pseudoephedrine and Dextromethorphan are just about the only things that work for me when I'm sick.