Ugh, I did. Turned out he also did a fair amount of cocaine, which was the ultimate dealbreaker for me (which is completely calling the kettle black, because I was stoned 24/7 in those days. I just can't stand people on cocaine).

There was a guy who was working at the bookstore in my hometown who…well, by my hometown's standards was good looking, but he had these long (down the middle of his back) metal-head dreadlocks. When he asked me out, I wasn't particularly interested, so as a joke* I told him that if he shaved his head I would go out…

…efficient when running errands

If my husband croaks, I'll stick with take-out or Triscuits. Thanks, though!

I would say this is true. I'm in my late 20's (most of my friends are in their early to mid 30's), and I can't tell you how many of them cannot cook. I will even admit that I don't enjoy cooking and my eating habits are iffy at best* when my husband doesn't make me dinner, but I can make a few basic things. It's a…

I get how he meant it, but it still rang a bit icky to me.

I'm too tired this week to write down all of my feelings about the show, but I'm glad it's back on. My only notes-

Truth, truth!

I wish I had that option. I don't drive.

I like approximately 3 songs of theirs. "Postcards" is one of them.

They're WHOLE clams, too! So easy and cheap!

Not only that, but the people who do this traumatize witnesses, and often the end the career of the poor drivers who run them over. I've heard that most drivers for the MBTA who hit a jumper don't return to the job. How awful it must be to live with the consequences of a sick individual's catastrophic decision.

There was a guy in my hometown who jumped of a bridge…that ran over a major highway. It was during the morning commute, and apparently he landed right in the middle of traffic and a couple of people ran over him, which it turns out is what killed him instead of the fall.

I just found out about them maybe a year ago. I heard "Stairway" on the radio first thing in the morning, and because I wasn't awake yet I thought it was the most annoying song I had ever heard. It definitely grew on me.

Aw, you're too sweet.

It's my favorite Costello song, without a doubt.
"…and he listens to the footsteps that would follow him aroooouuund"

This might be a faux-pas for a person who actually cooks for a living, but I found these awesome canned clams that I threw in there, along with baby shrimp (were those a bitch to clean!) and bay scallops. I guees it would be more of a shellfish risotto, because I didn't add any fish. The cod and halibut at the grocery…

There are a disturbing number of people who have been throwing themselves in front of subway cars lately. The last one I heard brought MBTA traffic to a complete halt Saturday afternoon after jumping in front of a Red line train (yes, on Valentines Day). I can't think of a more fucked up way to die.

Ugh, yes because I looked it up after I found out they were dating.

I get what you're saying, but he's apparently a very charismatic guy in person.