Also, the payoff on this joke is the BEST. I can't tell it convincingly, so I'll leave Norm Macdonald to nail it-

Q: What does a pirate from Boston say?
A: AAAAAAAAHHHHH

Pixies reference.

I think the Keep It 100 segment has really brought forth some great, honest television. The woman on the episode about Bill Cosby (I believe she was an editor at Ebony magazine?) who said she would rather Cosby admit his guilt and face no jail time, than have him serve time and never admit guilt was so real. The show…

Watched the second-to-last episode(?) of Constantine Friday night, and accidentally got rather drunk after getting through the better part of a bottle of wine before realizing my tolerance is not what is used to be after Dryuary. The episode was quite good, though. I'm liking the prospect of the Hellblazer series…

Yes! I avoided all trailers and promos for Birdman for that very reason.

Well, being American, I didn't really have an opportunity to see British shows before the advent of online streaming and Netflix. If it didn't happen to be on PBS at the moment I was watching, I had no exposure to it.

Oooh dear.

I only watched the entire Life On Mars series after seeing the absolutely horrendous American version of the show. I'm a big fan of soft sci-fi, so it was gratifying to know that the original did justice to the plot.

Oh shit, The Donnas. I haven't head that name in a while.

Gibby Haynes makes GG Allin look like Vince Gill.

My Sunday was comprised of wine and Twin Peaks. I regret nothing.

Sick burn!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

There was a poster for Nightmare on Elm Street hanging on the wall of the movie rental place where I grew up. When my mom and I would go to pick out a movie to watch, I would hide from the poster to escape Freddy Krueger's gaze.

I watched that when I was 21 and it still scared the shit out of me.

Saturday I drank wine and watched True Detective, and Sunday I drank wine and watched Twin Peaks.

…Bill, specifically, always just seemed haunted by this specter of longing and regret to me

I like gawky, too. I just wouldn't place him in the category of "Whoa!".

Alone does not always equal lonely. He also seemed pretty entertained by Gary Shandling, if I do recall.