I looooove the smirking.

Tennis shoe? More like hippie shoe. Charity or no charity, that shit's ugly.

I know this sounds terrible, but I feel like anyone could have played Pam. Anne Dudek and Mary Lynne Rajskub would have been great in that role. They'd have to give Anne Dudek a bad perm or something, though- she doesn't look like your average Scrantonite.

Funny you mention that, because the song "Heavy Metal" from that album came on my iTunes randomly, and it just killed me. I've been listening to it a lot lately. I don't want to hyperbolize, but I'm thinking that album is going to keep sounding better years from now.

Confession time: Mike Watt is my old man crush. He was so handsome as a young man, but I would probably still hit it.

I don't think there was enough to go on with the father to speculate on his sexuality, but the theory that I stated above is that India's father had the same gift as Charlie and India. Charlie and India are noted as not wanted to be touched, remember? That would be enough to make any spouse as repressed and brittle as…

IMO, I think the father had the same "gift" as Charlie and India. Remember how he heard Charlie playing in the sand after he buried their brother, and then went running to him? Hell, he might have even heard the little brother underneath the sand.
 

True Story: I used to listen to the Go soundtrack every damn day when I was a kid. I was obsessed with it. The catch is that I've never seen the movie- I just saw the cd in a used record store an liked the songs, so I bought it.

For the life of me I can't get anyone to see him with me! I don't get it! I usually end up going to his concerts by myself. The last time, he spent most of his performance dancing around with an old television over his head. I gave him my hat to wear on top of it.

Dinklage is rumored to be playing MODOK in the new Captain America, sooo maybe?

I wasn't offended, actually. I just…wasn't interested. I'm not so good at handling those types of situations, so I wrote "Britney Spears" as a response on the note, and got off at the next stop.

I love the Mr. and all, but my real soul mate is my cat.

Don't I wish!

Do some internet stalking, and send him an email telling him how much you liked his presentation. You've got nothing to lose, and everything (including a restraining order) to gain!

That takes some seriously entitled balls.

Oh, you got me there!

It's good, but it's not Dawes good.

Love that song! When I was a teenager, I had a friend on the internet (that I met through livejournal!) who made me a mix with that song as the first track.

God, that is such a great joke. I'm not a huge fan of his work, but that joke is a masterpiece.

Haha! I've never thought about it before, but Byrne does look a bit like Anthony Perkins.