Cookie man!

I got it. He can change it to Skrulls.

Yeeep.

Don't need to, I was there.

But the Aragon has terrible acoustics. Like. HORRIBLE.

Lighten up, Francis.

So they let the interns do stuff like this at publishing houses now?

Please do this feature all the time.

Saw them together in Chicago. On 4/20. A good time was had by all.

I wake up with a line from the new National album stuck in my head seemingly every day now.

So…Tumblr?

Like Janice Soprano?

Hard to imagine it getting bleaker, but I have no doubt.

I just finished American Tabloid. If anyone wants a great JFK assassination book, I'd recommend that one over Stephen King.

What are you talking about? This is 2/3 of an awesome show. And 2/5 of Bob's Burgers.

Pirates of Silicon Valley anyone?

Souper Crackers?

There's a country song?

What are you doing? I ordered the wine. Pour it over here, please. He doesn't know anything about wine.

ONION DID IT