Too much logic. Stop it.

Oh, they're going to drag it out, and I don't like it, either. There's no way he's in it for a legitimate relationship so this will not end well. The other young college grads are probably gonna find out what happened and hate her because she never went to college like they did and this is how she gets promoted, blah…

That is a rendition I would not get behind.

Good! Maybe I'll swing by later?

Okay, I'll try it, but ONLY because your friend is somewhat particular about the TV shows he commits to.

Not really that different, if you think about it.

I wonder if Brian Eno will re-record his "St. Elmo's Fire" with Tebow-inspired changes! I bet he won't!

Much like your mother denied that you were hers.

Q: When will the Dawes meme die?

I thought you were joking! I was looking at their setlists, and I find this really bizarre.They've done this song up to 11 times in a row! It's not about stretching out a show either, because these setlists are long without the repeats of this song. I can't even imagine a scenario in which a band plays a song 2X in a…

The tour pictures I'm looking at are of digital images of sharks on these giant "water" cubes you speak of. No real water, no real sharks. That's decidedly less baller.

Are you kidding? It's not like this was decent food, or food at all. The fact that people actually eat garbage like that is what's embarrassing.

I'd be happy just to get one!

Seriously, though, what was being served at the Scientology dinner that was caused John Travolta to crave a KFC dinner instead? I mean, my god.

It doesn't excite me in the least. I love Opeth so much. I just don't feel a thing when I listen to Heritage. It comes off as very sterile, which makes me sad considering this is the band that wrote "Deliverance" which is maybe the greatest song of all time.

I bet you heard that here, you silly goose!

I haven't been around much lately, so I just wanted to stop by and say that I sincerely have not missed you guys! Except Billy the Cloneasaurus. Missed that guy.

Can someone tell me what actually defines an album being "mixtape"? Seems a bit fuzzy to me.

My high school girlfriend actually married her stepbrother after we broke up. True story.

My thoughts exactly.This more Messner than Whatever.