I thought I was going to hit this one out of the park.

Not the first book…
…to be turned into a movie. Won't be the last either.

Sam was fixed.

A post so nice he sent it twice!

This is exactly how I feel about The National. Very few bands are able to put out 3 consecutive albums of such consistently high quality. I have yet to really enjoy Okkervil River, however.

I want the firstie
But I don't think I deserve it.

If there's a reference that almost anyone can appreciate, it's definitely a reference to the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players!

Congratulations!
On your firstborn child!

I think Evil Urges could have been a really strong EP. Something like:

I totem not to, but he didn't listen!

Fast and Furious 5:
FISTS OF FURY!

Oh, well, I'll just see myself out, then.

Insouciant means…
"lighthearted unconcern".

Hey!
Can I engage you in a reasonable discussion?

You were a terrible idea.

Add another to the cult! I fell in love with Feeling Strangely Fine when I was in high school, so now it's mostly nostalgic enjoyment, but still. "Singing in my Sleep" was one of my faves. I put that on many mixtapes in my day.

How many angels were there?
I wasn't born yet.

I can't even muster up a good firstie.
So I hope this is good enough for you!

Totally uninformed and probably wrong prediction: the bracelet was not put on his wrist by the aliens attacking the town. It was put on him by another race of aliens that want him to stop the bad aliens.

Who calls it a dip top?