Listened to the album, and, while it sounds like a great party album, I feel like this kind of music always wears out for me too fast. I would probably play the crap out of it for a month and then forget about it.

False. I picked up Change expecting it to better because I'd read that was the case, but I still can't get into it like Emergency & I.

I just listened to Candy-O this morning. That is all.

A BUTTBUMP FOR YOU, SIR.

There's always money in a Jennifer Aniston rom-com.

Looks like you are on a Permanent Failcation.

"smoking crater of cynicism" is going in my pocket. I'm going to keep it there and use it at an appropriate time.

Well, you were obviously gonna catch the cancer, anyway, but this firstie isn't helping matters any. It's like you weren't satisfied with the cancer, and you went out to get the aids too.

I hope you contract a life-threatening case of saturday night fever.

I am going to attack your indistinctive center until you cannot return. Because it will be a deadly attack.

Well, I suppose the difference is that on the one hand you have the band getting booed off stage and then on the other hand you don't have any of that going on.

2) Eagles of Death Metal didn't get "booed" off the stage. According to a critic in attendance, the crowd just wasn't into them at all, and Axl said they were off the tour after just one show. So no booing or consistently anything, really. One and done.

I am going hurt you repeatedly with anything I can find until I've hurt you five million times.

Not the first time…
Those two have worked together. But I like it.

Things are a little tight for him, right now. Hopefully, things will relax, and he'll be able to squeeze some in.

Interns are like buttholes…

I give this tape a 4.4
It's not exactly a surprise that M.E.L. would opt to create such an off-putting and anti-pop tape at this point in his career. He may be reaching for an interesting and provocative style, but his motives seem defensive in nature.

I am going to emphasize your nose with my hand.

Slow…
…clap…

Wait…
Black people can be dorky?