Oof sorry. I'll correct this in a minute.

I love Casablanca, All About Eve is one of my top five favorite films, and I've even seen Dr. Strangelove! Despite my youthful demeanor, I do actually watch things made before 1996 :)

I'm sorry, that was vague. I meant specifically that it's hard to distinguish characters when they're all in the same color palette. I apparently depend more on outfits and hair-color than I realized.

Yeah, I realize that was vague. It's largely that I have trouble distinguishing characters when they're all in the same color palette. I'm sorry that it came off dismissive.

I'm sorry. I meant literally that I have low visual recall for pretty much anything that is in black-and-white—it's harder to identify individual faces, for example.

That's all excellent stuff, and very true. My only point of difference is that I do think people really saw the original series as something magical, and that may be just as much the zoomy spaceships and laser swords as it is Joseph Campbell. Either way, it seems like the original trilogy's charm best translates to a…

This was what I meant! Sorry it was so vague to everyone. I still love the original trilogy, but I find that their reputation has tanked.

I don't know? You're asking a leading question, possibly because you're trying to prove that I don't care about male rape. Not true. No one should ever be raped, ever, period, end of discussion.

The problem here is not about how drunk someone gets, but whether or not they're able to consent to sex while blackout drunk. (Or, you know, anything. A contract signed while drunk is hardly one made in good faith.)

This is a valid question! I did consider that. But all available evidence (which is to say, notoriously bad storytelling and shoddy character signaling on the part of THE FOLLOWING) indicates that Ryan wanted to sleep with this woman, but just didn't anticipate that she would write about his "drunken ramblings." (Do I…

Don't forget READY FOR LOVE!

In that case, I'm sincerely sorry I made the mistake. I'll make sure to call it out in this week's review. I appreciate your candor, and I'm sorry I couldn't handle it with more class.

#teambanana

Dude, it was heavily signified that she was on her way out, and I even say in the strays I don't think she's going to die. But I do think putting her in mortal peril is a Interesting Thing to Talk About. And if you don't like these reviews, or analyzing this show (as you detail below), why are you here?

thanks for being so understanding

lol you need to chill out

I think that's why Harrison is involved!

I admit that the grades likely correlate to how much wine I'm drinking any given Thursday night. But I'm also curious why you liked last week's better!

Well, you certainly don't have to believe me, but you're drawing a false conclusion. Though we have a talented and capable sales staff, I have no idea what they're doing at any given moment—that's not my job. No one changed my mind. I could have made Once Upon A Time In The Wonderland Of Hell as the top pick—or The…

and I literally only just realized those are on the same network?? Seriously, I am not smart enough to be involved in a sales conspiracy.