I've got dipping sticks!

I was pretty close to cardiac arrest in the episode where Hank gets the phone call that the cousins are coming for him. 

Hmm, can women get those, too?  Should I be worried…?

I don't have any kids (yet), which helps a lot. 

Oh, that's an *artificial* plant…  I was just looking at that auction site, and wondering why anyone would pay $500 for something that was just going to wither and die in a few months.  (Duh.)

I already binged-rewatched the entire series in about a week, because I have an embarrassing amount of free time on my hands.  (cries)

Good point.  I have a perfectly rational hatred for him (and hope to one day punch him in his stupid face). 

I love that scene-  I think of it randomly sometimes, and start cracking up.

Yeah, I think that's pretty much the worst I can think of.  Excellent choice. 

Or Old Man River…

Or Science Friday.  My boyfriend has an irrational hatred of Ira Flatow.

Also Tom Lehrer albums.  Though "The Vatican Rag" has kind of a good tempo…

How about "Up in the Air, Junior Birdmen"?

"…wave after wave of my own men…"

When my boyfriend and I were going at it once, the CD changed and Franz von Suppé's "Light Cavalry Overture" came on.  You probably know it (yadda-dun-dun-dun, yadda-dun-dun-dun, yadda-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN-dun!)-  it's the music they always play in old movies when there's a cavalry charging.  Not exactly romantic…

I don't think Hank ever got a chance to call the tribal police.  He was talking about calling them when the Aryan guys showed up. 

A friend of mine is from Youngstown, and had to invite the Traficants to her wedding (they were friends of her grandparents or something).  Mr. Traficant was sadly unable to make it, since he was in the pen for bribery and racketeering at that time.

"….. or Grimey, as he liked to be called…"

(grumbles) Damn monkey's paw…

@avclub-d5caa5749b2b10407b00f7e314869dc5:disqus I doubt very much that Lydia would have any hand in helping Jesse go free. She was willing to kill a dozen guys just on the tiny chance that they might identify her to the cops.