Unfortunately, it was Neil Jordan's "The Butcher Boy"…

When I was working at the movies, I sold a ticket to a really cute guy & we ended up going back to my place after.  Does that count?

"I hope my pizza doesn't get too cold"

Finding a roommate seems like a good first step to me.  That'll force you to get back into the groove of social interaction before you move on to dating again. 

Yep, those both do indeed suck.

As a ladyperson who hates that show with the fiery passion of a thousand suns, I'd say they have a point.

Also, any ladies here see the Tampax promotional videos in school?  Like the one where the girl gets her period at a sleepover, and the mom draws her a diagram of the female reproductive system with pancake batter?

That's the one with the kid at the zoo, right?  We had that one!

Indeed.  The guy tearing his face off is definitely the part that stuck with me…

THANK YOU for that website.  I'm going to order a million of everything.

Blechhh, circus peanuts are one of my two food phobias (the other being mayonnaise).  They have no reason for existing. 

I have a serious hankering for those lobster chips now.

Not to mention that Onion classic…

I was moderately traumatized by seeing Poltergeist in nursery school (I think we were about 6).  It was in the early days of VCRs, and I think that was one of the only movies they had…

Now that's going back a ways…  I was more of a Bebe Daniels fan.

If you say my name three time, I appear in your bathroom mirror.

Okay, if we're going with cartoon characters, I guess mine was Danger Mouse.  We was so dashing in his eyepatch, though I always wondered why he wore a belt and no trousers.

John Ritter from "Three's Company".  I was a weird seven-year-old.

Save my friends!!  And Ginsberg!

If everything's coming up Milhouse, you should be really concerned…