True!

True!

I resemble that remark.

I resemble that remark.

It was the most fun job I ever had, definitely.  I worked there as a manager all the time I was in college, and saw probably 7- 8 movies a week.  (I used to volunteer in a silent film archive before that.  Still a big movie buff!)

It was the most fun job I ever had, definitely.  I worked there as a manager all the time I was in college, and saw probably 7- 8 movies a week.  (I used to volunteer in a silent film archive before that.  Still a big movie buff!)

"THERE IS A PANCAKE BOAT"

"THERE IS A PANCAKE BOAT"

As a lawyer, I'm actually kind of curious about the legality of kicking someone in the nads at their request.  I'm not sure that would count as prostitution under most state and federal laws.  But it might be a good idea to have him sign some sort of liability waiver…

As a lawyer, I'm actually kind of curious about the legality of kicking someone in the nads at their request.  I'm not sure that would count as prostitution under most state and federal laws.  But it might be a good idea to have him sign some sort of liability waiver…

I think you may have hit on something there.  (Especially the comments about Nutella…)

I think you may have hit on something there.  (Especially the comments about Nutella…)

I've tried those.  I prefer the local, independent ones to the chain variety. 

I've tried those.  I prefer the local, independent ones to the chain variety. 

James Bond seems appropriately explosion-y.  I still haven't seen that.

James Bond seems appropriately explosion-y.  I still haven't seen that.

This article was kind of refreshing, after eating several days of lovingly and laboriously home-cooked meat and vegetables.  I now hate turkey, and could really go for an entire sleeve of Oreos…

This article was kind of refreshing, after eating several days of lovingly and laboriously home-cooked meat and vegetables.  I now hate turkey, and could really go for an entire sleeve of Oreos…

Also, the pizza place near me (which is run by a genuine old Sicilian guy) offers caramelized onions as a topping, which I *always* get now.  They're fantastic on a pizza.

Also, the pizza place near me (which is run by a genuine old Sicilian guy) offers caramelized onions as a topping, which I *always* get now.  They're fantastic on a pizza.