Can you send me some, @avclub-53e4db6f596904f154b5efa09193e3ab:disqus?  Preferably in an airmail envelope marked "DRUGS"?

Ha, I could probably survive off that for a while… somewhat lacking in vitamins, though.

@avclub-23dc117ef9479407fb6c6a666005af40:disqus Huh, I just read that Daily Mail article-  I had no idea this was such a problem around the world!

There was a physics professor at Cornell when I was there called Richard Dick.  I always thought of him as "Dick Squared"…

I'll build a battering ram out of Medicare claim forms!! 

Who says "Toozaday"??  I need their names and addresses because of reasons.

That was such a great Mad Men scene, @avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus.  I especially loved how the Soviet anthem played when he opened the whiskey bottle.

It's the feared older brother of the CuddleBot 3000.

I heard a similar story about a group of Irish guys cracking up at Disneyworld, because their tour guide kept talking about all the "rides", and how she liked an occasional ride herself (etc).

I like my women like I like my men!  I like them both a lot, is what I'm getting at.

@avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus Oh man, I saw that movie.  Gates McFadden was in it, too!  Not a high point in either of their careers.

@avclub-53e4db6f596904f154b5efa09193e3ab:disqus "Pitch Black" was a great yarn, as I recall.  We screened that at the theater where I used to work.  (Mostly, I remember it because I watched it from the booth with a super-cute projectionist…)  

(leans chin on hands)  Go oooooooooon , @avclub-53e4db6f596904f154b5efa09193e3ab:disqus …

I foresee a lot of bar fights…

Yup.  Greatest job I ever had was being a movie theater manager.  If I could make a living off it, I'd be doing it now!

On the downside, I did spend a lot of time down at the old mill…  They should really board that place up better.

Uh, I'm pretty sure there was a cash prize…

Well, there are my nightmares sorted for the evening.

Sadly, every relationship Geordi has with a woman is basically a bromance…

It's her fault the Gerries won the Battle of Britain!