Thank you! Post-race pain has never felt so good!

Thank you, Beast!

Thank you! Yesterday was a travel day to get home and today I'm in the office for some reason. Spending most of my time thanking family and friends for their support!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Happy to say I missed everything. Became an Ironman yesterday at Ironman Wisconsin. What an amazing experience.

Thanks, Jason! Congrats on your Huge-o award!

Grape Soda Today? But I already get this!

Good Will Hunting (a/b) - c: Letters are the New Numbers

Or pull judging by the way she grabbed his head.

Ray, going down on an old woman in the back of an SUV while her driver sits inches away from you means you're not the alpha.

You're absolutely right. I pay mine in hair which is a much more renewable resource.

A Heisenberg-like "Stay out of my territory" from the CEO should put an end to that nonsense.

I dealt with tachycardia from grade school until my late 20's. It would usually come on when I was playing sports although as I got older it came on more easily. It wasn't fun.

Sorry to hear. Maybe you'd feel better about it had you skipped away.

Well done, HBO CEO of Tits. Well done.

Those shows provided a strong lead-in to The Joy of Painting.

Exactly. You try going home to Emma Heming and looking her in the eye after only making $750,000 that day - before taxes.

Just got a look at her……eeeeewwwww.

…before finally having the mass surgically removed in April.