I recommend the excellent blog Second City Cop to get a sense of what the Chicago cops are up to as well as info on a lot of stories under-reported or overlooked by the pathetic Chicago media.

Do Chet's bone saw and rib spreader hands from Children's Hospital count?

Just go the ESPN route and refer to everyone by some sort of first initial, last name derivation no matter how clumsy it may be.

Eeeewww. Many, many more years of filing TPS reports for a living suddenly doesn't look so bad. Thanks for the perspective, Colonel!

Meloni?? Who does Kirk Van Houten have to blow to get his own series?

This buffalo's taint…..it's insane!

Buck the Fuck-Up, Smacky, Blade Runner, et al - I came for the snark and stayed for the heartfelt posts. I've been through some tough relationship stuff myself and, at least for me, it did get a lot better eventually.

- Dealing with a stubborn hemorrhoid (represented by glitter)

I think she's looking forward to $2,200 a month in child support payments from Renard. Jackpot!

Agreed about the violent almost sex scene. Also, does nobody have chest hair anymore? Based on Renard's Mediterranean complexion (just a guess) I thought for sure he'd be sporting a sweater underneath that shirt.

It walked on my pillow!

Natalia Natalia: A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Montauk to Manhattan

Mae Whitman as an out-of-nowhere Ann Hog wesen would make more sense than a few of the things we've seen on the show.

That's a shame. I was really looking forward to Rabin's firsthand account of Jepsen getting pelted by garbage and emptied Faygo bottles filled with piss.

Like a drop of rain
the narcoleptic monkey
fell out of the tree.

Fuck yeah

And that ain't no sock in my crotch

I was afraid Plummer's discolored nose was going to get me in my sleep last night.

When will we see today's youth declaring their allegiance to Team Lincoln or Team Booth?

That was hot.